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If they don't, you're still wearing a good shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThat's the right order of operations. The picture earns its place first; everything else is optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWhat it's on\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eA lightweight 100% combed ring-spun cotton tee, 4.3 oz\/yd², 32 singles, pre-shrunk. The 32-singles yarn is a finer thread than a standard heavyweight tee, which is why this one feels smooth and drapes rather than standing up on its own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOn fit, honestly:\u003c\/strong\u003e it's cut form-fitting and it's light at 4.3 oz. If you want it relaxed or heavier, size up — plenty of people wear this one a size larger on purpose, and it's the right call if you prefer room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed ring-spun cotton (Heather Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.3 oz\/yd² (145.8 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eForm-fitting cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite, Heather Grey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print: DistributeThis.com with helicopter and giraffe illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips in 5–10 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFAQ \u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's on the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e The word \u003cem\u003eDistributeThis.com\u003c\/em\u003e, and below it an illustration of a helicopter airlifting a giraffe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy a giraffe?\u003c\/strong\u003e Because \"distribute this\" means moving a thing from where it is to where it isn't, and a giraffe is the worst imaginable thing to move. The gap between how procedural the phrase sounds and how absurd the picture looks is the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e Front. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does it fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e Form-fitting and lightweight at 4.3 oz. If you want it relaxed or you're between sizes, size up — a lot of people wear this one a size larger on purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it heavy or light?\u003c\/strong\u003e Light. 4.3 oz with 32-singles yarn, a finer and smoother thread than a heavyweight tee. It drapes rather than holding its shape. Good in warm weather and good under a layer, not a winter shirt on its own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e It's pre-shrunk, so very little. 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